Dear Ben,
It’s us-The American Taxpayers.
Can we talk?
Why won’t you tell us exactly what your buddies did with
the trillions of taxpayer dollars?
(That was our money. We’re hurtin’ here.)
Why did any of them get million dollar bonuses
instead of going to jail?
Write back soon.
Btw, Ben, we’ll give you DearMiddleClass.com so that you can apologize
and work with us to make the world a better place.
Kisses,
Your pals,
The A.T.‘s
contact: americantaxpayers@dearbenbernanke.com
(916) 296-4639
P.S. Ben - marketing “socialism for the super rich” as capitalism
may be clever, but life is short and you can make better use of
your talents.
Do you really want your legacy to be:
“He helped privatize the gains
and socialize the losses.”
Ben, it’s not too late to do the right thing.
(Or, you can always turn yourself and your corrupt cohorts in.)
Be ashamed to die until you have won
some victory for humanity
Horace Mann
?